1.2 Paranormal Activity

After a quick nap and snack our heiress goes back to serving the masses...

Or perhaps not...

She quickly recomposes herself and sets out to put the kids down...to bed, yeah...

She's had some difficulty with Sohyah though...

Khaphi has developed some sort of...ritual of sorts whenever any of her siblings are either fed or put to bed...it seems to work, though...

And just like that Sohyah's out for the count...

It seems Mhungh couldn't wait much longer either...

 Yes, destroying your siblings' hunger is very evil..sooo evil Khaphi...

Let's see if Khaphi's ritual works this time...

 Instead of Lliima, Phahva is hit...third one down...perhaps because Lliima seems to have already fallen asleep near the play table? Who knows.

Khaphi has the patience to put only one more sibling down, her namesake Khophi, before she changes into the appropriate attire for bed.

A swimsuit, naturally.

Or not..?

Lliima and Khakao are left to fend for themselves this night...

The next morning Khaphi vacates the premises so quickly that even the eyes of God missed her...and, much to my disappointment the usual babysitter enters the scene.

"Oh what is this god-awful stench?"

Hmm music seems to cheer him up, however...

You must stop at once Khakao, he thinks you are a nice decoration now. At this rate you will never be fed...

Thank you Lliima, perhaps he will pay attention to you and actually feed you guys....

Or maybe not...

The thought of music doesn't even seem to cheer him up...

Oh no, what have I told you Khakao? He will probably treasure you not as a child but as an instrument of music...

Yes, sing with the discordant notes of a starving toddler. Ah, this is music.

Moving on to greener pastures Lliima seems to have discovered a strangely green friend to pass her solitude with...

 I'm pretty sure biting someone's ear is not a proper way to make them your friend...poor child. It seems that stuffed animals are a poor medium to impart human compassion and communication onto a young, impressionable mind.

 Hmm...we might have to watch this child in the near future...Sociopath in the making I say...

Again, not sure what Mr. Babymolestersitter thinks is so wonderful about putting one child to bed...

Yeah, tell him Khophi.

 Oh wow, it seemed to have worked 0.o
I shall now elect Khophi as the toddler ambassador to common sense and baby bottles...

If only the babysitter would listen to who he meant by "BOTTLE NOW"

 Poor Khaphi already knows what to expect when she returns home...

She is not impressed...

 She immediately turns to her super-effective ritual.

It was SUPER-EFFECTIVE!

 One more child is fed before Khaphi, once again, retires to bed.

Oh? What's the matter?

How could Khophi be the one responsible for waking you? He is most positively and clearly asleep.

Go on, wash off the shame.

Right, I forgot that you don't believe in sending your most prized outfit to the cleaners..noooo you must do it yourself...in the shower....

 I suppose you thought Khakao was going to smell much better? Khaphi, babies don't smell much different from each other when they're doing their business...

Khakao: 'Well this is different...'

Umm..Khaphi? Hang in there now...

No I don't think Phahva can help you with this one...

Khaphi: "Just kidding"

Yeah thanks...why don't you scar the rest of your siblings?

 Khaphi: "hmm that's a good idea"

Mhungh: 'She's touching meeeee....'

I shouldn't have said anything -.-

Oh look! Mhungh is potty trained! Yaay
And that is an appropriate reaction for once, Khaphi. Glad to see you're learning.

The next morning starts off much like all the others...

Khophi is whining...

Khakao is being his usual changeling self...

Khakao: 'there's nothing to see...just beating up Mr. Moustache next to the sleeping body of my "sister"'

Khaphi casts one last glance at hell before escaping on the bus...

Khaphi: 'Ah I will miss the smell of their suffering, but glad I shall be getting sleep in a few minutes'

 The SAME babysitter is found complaining...

And he leaves. Just like that....goes off leaving Sohyah and Khophi starving in their cribs...

 Huh, well I guess this makes up for it...not!

 Hm you might be on to something Sohyah, perhaps you CAN eat the thought of hunger to make it dissapear! Good luck with that one.

 But perhaps more substantial objects are in order...

 Lliima is as surprised as I am..this makes it TWO fed todlers today.

 

Make that THREE as Sohyah is FINALLY fed.

 Now that nap time is over Khaphi goes through the usual motions minus the gusto

Honestly, something is up with Sohyah pulling Khaphi into the crib with her...she's the only one I tell you...one out of six...

 Something new: Mhungh uses his newfound potty abilities to prevent diaper-soilage!

 And we re-discover the fact that sextuplets are just six twins..or three sets of twins I suppose...

Lets see if your new outfit will dissuade your siblings from waking you this time...

Apparently not...or perhaps Lliima is just that persuasive...she's not crying...hmm maybe you should get something to cover your nose as you sleep Khaphi...

 One last glare and the house is quiet...

Hmm Khakao must be teaching the others Changeling 101 in exchange for his own instruction in Toddler 101...

Hmm what could be the problem? I'm sure she's not hungry...nah probably just bored...

This face just shows that Khaphi could care less...

These three are starting to scare me with their stare-triangle....

Lliima suddenly learned how to speak (or at least say "Phah") to alert Khaphi of...this:

Is that...approval i see in your eye? Or are you just that tired that you think you're still dreaming?

Ah I see you're getting used to this potty training business...

Or maybe you're too tired for that as well...

Back to the regular routine...
Khaphi: "School~"

And the same old ba- wait...who's this guy?

This is the last babysitter of this generation that is attempting to flirt with you...

(Terrible pic seconds after he had hearts floating above his head)

Phahva: 'Me?' 
Oh god, I hope not...doesn't he see that you're waaay too young for him? *shudder*
And we have no idea what Khophi's response is...

Babysitter: Let's get down to business
Me: I sense the sitter is strong in this one

Or maybe we both jumped the gun and wishful thinking doesn't work after all...

Me: Are you done?

Sitter: Not as long as these kids keep needing things

This is all he would do. Needless to say nobody was fed until Khaphi came home.

 aaand...Khaphi is down as soon as she came home....

In her attempt to clean up for the first time she breaks the sink...she obviously has no clue how to use that sink...

And everyone just went to sleep instead of waiting for Khaphi to put them to bed...

Khakao and Khophi have a quick adorable moment when...
Khophi: *rise*

Khaphi quickly stopped another paranormal episode and placed the trainee changeling behind bars...

 After a fitful dream about broken toilets Khaphi woke up only to crash in the kitchen...

Because that's what older siblings do on your birthday....

Next up is *drumrolls*
THE SIX FOLD BIRTHDAY (finally). Please take a moment to breathe a sigh of relief with me.






Ah that's better now isn't it? Well perhaps for you because from here on I will have to keep a closer eye on EVERYONE and the mess they get themselves into...but before that we get to enjoy a nice celebration where everyone's dream for no more babysitters will be fulfilled xD
Sorry this chapter was so long...but maaybe the next ones won't be? Not too sure about that anymore to be honest...since this one and the next 3 posts were all supplied in only 4 hours of playing...
Oh speaking of which...I have another normal post then an interlude which is followed by another regular post coming up next...Well I got the pictures...doesn't mean I have them ready. So I'm not sure how my posting is going to be...but I really hope to keep up the minimum post per week for a while :P (Not like there's really someone following this that closely, but oh well...)

Complaints:

• Babysitter 1: 5
• Bald Babysitter: 7

Passed out: 2