1.0 Let the Suffering Begin

 Meet the Beans, first off, the insanely amazing Khaphi Bean! Please give her a round of applause for the suffering she will have to endure for your viewing pleasure. She has no idea what is about to happen to her.

 Next is Lliima Bean who's eyes and hair is a constant reminder to Khaphi as to why she is in this predicament.

 Then there's Khakao Bean who takes after his sister in more ways than appearances...

Then there's poor Phahva Bean who is constantly targeted by her older sibling, disproving the popular belief that her looks should make her an instant favorite.

Then there's Mhungh Bean, another reminder of the father he never  knew.

And Khophi whose eyes are the first family mystery.

 Lastly is Sohyah Bean whose hair is the second family mystery.

 Does Khaphi mourn the loss of her caffeine addicted father? No. She laments her now-clear fate and that of the poor children left in her dangerously sharp hands.

 Aww look at her consoling her sister...Wait, what are you doing?

Poor Phahva. Not even the strangers on the porch show a shred of humanity towards her predicament. Perhaps she's safer with Khaphi anyways...some of these guys are scary...

This is...well...Khaphi seems to know her priorities though since she continues bringing her siblings into the house left to them by their father.

She really does love her siblings though, making sure they all were laughing and being entertained in the first uncertain moments of their new life.

What was I saying about Khaphi being a loving sister? Lies I tell you, lies!

Lliima signals the start of hell even before Khaphi could get everyone inside.

Uh oh. She's starting to get that crazy glint in her eyes.

 You can't help but feel bad for her...just a little bit.

I wonder if she's weighing the options of feeding them or just leaving them alone for a few more hours...

She FINALLY found enough bottles for them all. She should just learn how to eat all the negative energy in the house since cooking is obviously not her forte.

 And they start dropping like flies...

 First down is Khophi

Closely followed by Sohyah and the only one in a crib, Phahva. See? Khaphi does have favorites, she just shows it in odd ways.

Yeah don't mind the children, they'll soon find peace without your help.

Next down are Mhungh and Lliima in rapid succession.

You'd think she's been planning this to happen all evening...well, night...

All is finally quiet in the Bean household. Let's see how long this lasts.

 Khaphi caught Khakao before he could crash to make him the second one to use a crib! Two out of six is a good start, right?

Khaphi finally gets some sleep at 3 am, let's see if she musters the energy for school in four hours...

 She comes to some startling conclusions about her future as she rises...oh. so slowly..out of her bed.

 "Psst. You have school"

 "What?"

 "PFFLBHAUGH"
 We feel you Khaphi, truly, we do.

 "Maybe I can..."

"No! Bad idea Bad Idea!!"

"I'm ready"
 No, you are not going to school like that.

 "Fiiineee..."

 This, my friends, is the oblivious babysitter. He has NOOO idea what he will encounter as he opens the door, but believes he is strong enough to handle anything. Let's see if he's right.

Not sure who he's trying to impress though...

And the first to test the sitter is Khophi.

 He starts off promising enough, but then Sohyah and Mhungh wake up.

He's already losing hope and two are still alseep! Oh my.

Sohyah and Mhungh, in their rising hunger, attempt to consume their toys...someone should really take care of them soon...

FINALLY he has had enough and makes the rational decision to feed these wailing beasts.

 I'm glad I'm not Mhungh right now...Phahva's scary when she's hungry...

Mhungh is too blissfully unaware of any future assassination attempts in his future, but Lliima won't forget.

She's always watching...

....Were you wearing your swimsuit under your clothes earlier? Augh some sims...

Don't look at me as if you've been wearing that the whole time..wait..where are you going?

Maybe this is an early attempt to prevent any children to occur at a later time? Or a way to use sextuplets...FOR SCIENCE! hmm....you'd better not, this is only a test run for the real thing when you're older!

The madness continues at home as the rest of the brood demand food. The baby sitter has failed us all..except Khaphi.

 You're already tired and you haven't even gone home yet? Oh my.

And so the mayhem continues. Will Khaphi tame the starving monsters at home? Will a competent babysitter show up when they are needed? Stay tuned for the next installment of the suffering.

Oh and this bus driver is amazing! She waited a whole extra hour before Khaphi finally got her lazy bum out of the house.

Pfhew finally done! I'm sooo sorry this is sooooo freakiingg loonggg...TT~TT I might split this into two, not sure...